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plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

Tuesday, August 26th
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cypresstextiles:

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

belly rub lane

Monday, August 25th

extremecautixn:

one time a guy mistook my acne for freckles
when I told him they weren’t freckles he said “still cute”
we’ve been dating for 8 months now

Monday, August 25th

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

Monday, August 25th

trust:

when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

Monday, August 25th

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

Monday, August 25th

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

Monday, August 25th

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

Monday, August 25th
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hbunot:

when you have a crush and they touch you by accident or even just talk to you and you want to explode

Monday, August 25th

kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

Saturday, August 23rd

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

Saturday, August 23rd